Because, Neo, we don’t have to talk about the Matrix; we can talk about other things: bands we like, women who have broken our hearts, uh… the Matrix.

So glad we’re three posts, and three different authors, into this mess and we still don’t have a single opinion, argument, or topic thread.

It’s nice to see that some things in this world can still remain pure… that is until we start selling ad space. C-R-E-A-M, get the money. 

G-Eunuch

Jake come el ano del perro

2 Furious 2 Jewish

J-Gatzbee 

Because listening to too much Intelligence Squared is bad for your health and can cause delusions of grandeur…

So apparently Jake has just discovered NPR (which I, and Robert Aires, have long recognized as the epitome of journalistic integrity), and thinks he has now become a member of the intelligencia just from listening to Intelligence Squared (much like how I believe I am a mechanic and can drive just because I listen to Car Talk), but he is mistaken. In fact, he is not even a member of the illiteratti—because he couldn’t pass the eye exam.

G-Money

because not arguing is too unstressful.

And of course because Gabe is a Gump, and fails to be right about anything on a regular basis.

The Constant Herbal Dissapointment